No, this is NOT a good time for you to reach up and caress my hand. Why, oh why, didn’t you brush your teeth? Or chew some gum? I’m massaging your face, pressing on your sinus points, and you smell like something took a crap in your mouth, and then died. We can pretend all of that ugliness never happened. I’ve continued the massage, you’re flipped over. I finish your feet, and it’s time to turn over. So you sigh unhappily, reach down to adjust, and lay back on the table. I wasn’t going to touch your musky hole in the first place… but I’m having a hard time convincing myself to do your thighs with all of the funk in the air.Īfter waving it around for a minute, you realize I’m not going to be entering your back door. That’s what I think, eh? As soon as I move that towel, you spread your thighs and lift your ass. ![]() You’re can’t be too aggressive with your sexual harassment yet. Read Another Confession: Growing Your Own Food from Seed Oh, and you haven’t even passed gas yet… which half of you do. The room stinks before you’ve even finished undressing. Sir, you’re going to be naked on my table, and I’m only going to be an arm’s length away. ![]() You guys come to my office without even taking a shower first. This involves energy, points, channels, colors, seasons, emotions… We packed all of that, and much more, into our brains. We’ve studied diseases and skin conditions. Not just 206 bones, but even the myelin sheath that surrounds the axons of your neurons. They always say “In less than a year, I got on the road to a health care career!” They never mention that in LESS THAN A YEAR, we know the names, locations, and functions of every body part. People think it’s easy to become a massage therapist. ![]() You know, like you read about in fairy tales. Before I became a massage therapist, I always thought that happy endings were good things. You call me, I answer, and you start asking me things like, “Is it a FULL BODY massage?” Then, you tell me I sound sexy. It begins before you even get to my office. The views of this article are the perspective of the author and may not be reflective of Confessions of the Professions. From your receptionist (Otherwise known as office bitch)
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